
Skate ski tracks look like the trail of the giant Karhu bird

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C-1: Basic Denial (e.g.: That didn’t happen).Category 2: Bullying Codes
C-2: Complex Denial: (e.g.: That can’t possibly be true, because if it were, other unpleasant things that I don’t choose to believe in would be true as well.)
C-3: The Missouri Variant - (e.g.: That might have happened, but you can’t prove it to my satisfaction.)
B-1: Righteous Wrath (e.g.: How DARE you even suggest such a thing about our brave troops/the Pope/the left/me?!)Category 3: Diversion Codes
B-2: Blackmail (e.g.: Don’t you realize that by saying that you’re endangering our brave troops/the credibility of the UN/Western Civilization As We Know It?)
D-1: Burden of Proof Reversal (e.g.; Oh, YEAH? Well, how can you PROVE that their proofs are correct, to MY complete satisfaction?)Category 4: Mockery Codes
D-2: The Red Herring (e.g.; How come you’re ALWAYS picking on my beloved country/President/side of the political spectrum/browser?!)
D-3: Archeoblogogy (e.g.; Three years ago, in another thread on another site on another topic, YOU SAID…)
M-1: Lofty Dismissal (e.g.: There’s a lot of debate on the ‘net about this, most of it low quality – this is just one more example. No need to discuss.)Category 5: Assorted Fallacy Codes
M-3: Mock Deference (e.g.: Oh, right, well, (snort, guffaw) because YOU say so (snicker), it MUST be true (chortle). No need to discuss.)
F-1: Straw Man (e.g.: So in simple words you believe…(insert highly distorted misinterpretation of your opponent’s position here, then triumphantly defeat the stance your opponent never took.)Notes:
"Racing in the downhill portion of the combined competition (one run of downhill and two runs of slalom scored by cumulative time) at the Alpine World Ski Championships, Miller lost a ski on a low jump 15Damn. That's amazing. The DH races are skied on super-hard, slick, icy runs at sick speeds. Skiing virtually the whole thing on one ski - fast! - is an amazing feat of athleticism. A friend of mine once tried to race the women's DH at Lake Louise. The pro women do it in less than 90 seconds. Granted, it wasn't a closed course, but they got down in something like 3:30. Now try that with one ski !?!
seconds into the course and then skied for roughly 90 seconds over more than a mile of steep, twisting snow on one long, thick downhill ski. Peers in the finish corral marveled at his skill and reveled in the theater. 'He was superb, even on one ski,'' said Austrian downhiller Michael Walchhofer."